agirldrinkdrunk

hey idk why there’s people not following Luke but um wow you should be he’s amazing ok so go do that now

rlmjob:

crutal:

rlmjob:

everything I do I do for jesus

even rimjobs?

especially rimjobs

wow im like in awe of the weather rn its so perfect and im listening to my happy springtime mix playlist and its wow amazing

Me: how do they do it how does it get so tiny
Tristyn: cold water
Ryan: chemicals
agirldrinkdrunk:

a better picture ft sam and icarus

agirldrinkdrunk:

a better picture ft sam and icarus

agirldrinkdrunk:

but look at this dress im about to spend too much money on omfg

agirldrinkdrunk:

but look at this dress im about to spend too much money on omfg

justalittleghoul:

i don’t wanna be slutty I jus wanna be max dennison

justalittleghoul:

i wnana dye my hair

might get hair dye tomorrow 

actually not tomorrow

sunday?

sunday or monday probably

then i gotta get my butt to a store and buy:

  • black button-down shirt
  • skinny dumb tie
  • black skinny jeans
  • idk maybe a spiked bracelet

wonder if there’s a target nearby idk

anyways i’m totally seriously about bein billie joe armstrong for halloween so b prepared

justalittleghoul:

i had a dream last night and i forget most of it but i was being hunted by the mafia and i got a text from obama that said “wanna smooch? havin a white house party l8r”